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Thursday, October 25, 2012


Bloody Mary Whales
Retold by S.E. Schlosser

Bloody Mary Whales from Spooky Indiana     Old Man Whales was an evil man who loved money more than anything in the world, except his wife.  In his lust for wealth, he supplemented his farm income by catching runaway slaves who were escaping to freedom through Indiana.  Whales would chain the ex-slaves up in his barn cellar until he could collect the reward on them.  When he couldn't find slaves, he'd capture free men and sell them into slavery. 
    When the Civil War ended slavery, it was a disaster for the evil Whales, who no longer had a profitable source of income to supplement his farm work.  And then his beloved wife died childbirth.  Overnight, Whales fell to pieces.  He hated the child – a little girl named Mary - that had killed his wife.  He neglected her, dressing her in rags, making her do all the farm choirs and half-starving her.  In spite of this cruel treatment, Mary grew into a sweet girl who loved her wicked father. 
      As Mary reached adulthood, the resemblance to her dead mother was striking.  Whales saw his dead wife every time he looked at the daughter who had caused her death.  One night, after a hefty bout of drinking, Whales lumbered into Mary's bedroom and stabbed her repeatedly.  Mary woke screaming and thrashed around in agony, trying to fight off her demonic father as blood spurted everywhere and bits of torn flesh littered the bedclothes and fell to the floor.  When she was dead, Old Man Whales carried her down to the basement, dug an indifferent grave and tossed her body into it. 
      Two nights later, when Old Man Whales came back from doing his nightly chores, he found Mary standing in the kitchen, her nearly severed head lolling against one shoulder as she stirred an empty kettle. A pool of steaming blood lay beneath her feet, and bits of skin from her knife-slashed face were breaking off and falling into the kettle.   "Faaaaaather...." Bloody Mary hissed.  Old Man Whales screamed and leapt out the kitchen door.  When he glanced over his shoulder, the apparition was gone. 
     A week later, Old Man Whales looked up from reading the newspaper to find Bloody Mary sitting in the chair opposite him, her knife-slashed dress covered in blood.   Her tattered hands were busy knitting him a shirt.  "Faaaaaather...." she hissed through knife-scored lips.  Blood fell from her body like rain as she flew across the room toward him, knitting needles held like knives.  Old Man Whales fled from the house in panic with two deep cuts scored across his back. 
     Old Man Whales cowered in the barn for several days, afraid to go near his house.  After nearly a week of sleeping in the hay and eating raw food from the garden, he decided it was safe to return to his house.  The spirit must be gone by now. 
      Old Man Whales hurried into the kitchen, eager for a wash and a shave after sleeping so many nights in the barn.  He pumped an ewer of water and took it over to the little shaving mirror they kept on the far wall. When he looked in the mirror, Old Man Whales saw the glowing red eyes and knife-scored face of Bloody Mary.  Her once-fair lips were split down the center and blood dripped from them as she smiled evilly. "Faaaaaather...." she hissed, raising blood-stained fingers.  Her nails were long and sharpened like the claws of a beast.  She reached out of the mirror and slapped her father twice across the face.  Old Man Whales screamed, blood streaming from four slashes on his cheeks.  He ran from the house and leapt into the safety of the barn, his heart pounding so hard his chest ached with it. 
         "Faaaaaather...." a voice hissed softly a few paces to his right.  Old Man Whales screamed and whirled around.  Blood Mary stood smiling at him through her blood-stained, razor-sharp teeth.  Her tattered tongue was bleeding from several places as if it had been scored by a butcher's knife.   She pointed above her head, and Old Man Whales saw a noose hanging from the rafters beside the ladder to the loft.  The rope looked inviting, hanging there in a dust-speckled sunbeam.  Obediently, Old Man Whales placed his hands on the rung of the ladder and started to climb. 

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Have you had a very tiring day? If yes, then visit The Snicker House at http://thesnickerhouse.blogspot.com/(not a link), it has unbelievably hilarious  jokes, (most of the time,KIDDING!).

Tuesday, October 23, 2012


   Yes viewers, it has happened. The iPad mini has arrived. Apple is going on a techno streak! The iPad 3, iPhone 4s/5, and now the iPad mini. Bravo to Apple, bravo. Like the iPhone, you can the iPad in your hand. It has Facetime, iSight cameras, thousands of amazing apps, and an outstanding 10-hour battery life. Vivid colors, 7.9-inch display, even all the apps that are on the iPhone, and iPads. The mini won't let you put the thing down. As you can see in the picture above, the iPad (left), is so much bigger than the mini (right), Bigger doesn't have to be better, it could be smaller. Like always, here is the video.
   

   The iPad mini has ultra fast Wi-Fi that is two times faster than any previous iPad. It has access to fast cellular data networks around the world, allows you to download content, stream HD videos, and browse the beautiful web at amazing speeds. It includes dual band 2.4GHz and 5GHz 802.11 in Wi-Fi and support for channel bonding, and the downloading speeds can reach an incredible 150 Mbps. In other words, this thing you might say is the technological roadrunner of the 21st century. Everything you do on this is amazingly fast. You can choose both a cellular and Wi-Fi plan with LTE. For more information on the iPad mini, go here.









Thursday, October 18, 2012

The Daily Bugle 2 will be going into the Halloween spirit, there will be a Halloween video contest, so please join!


  Today folks, it is time to talk about the operating system, Windows 8. This new OS is very unique, according to the OS's followers throughout it's multiple stages in it's beginning. It will be able to be used in touch screen devices, like a windows phone, tablet, etc.. The system is not ready for purchase, and it will be available on October 26, 2012. The OS has better security, and uses less battery than windows 7. It also has many more features than 7, and the advancement has a similarity to Apple's IOS 6 update.
Windows 8 review

    Windows 8 has multiple touch gestures for touch screen devices, like a tablet. There are ways to customize your OS, and that the mountain lion OSX is a little worse than windows 8! The battle was amazing in the levels of the unimaginable. The OS was being designed in 2009, and it's existence was announced at the Consumer Electronics Show on Sept 13, 2011. The consumer preview was given out February 29, 2012.And remember that if you want to purchase this, it will be released on Oct 26, 2012, good job to Windows for their newest product, windows 8.

Friday, October 5, 2012

iPod Touch/Nano


   The iPod touch, 5th generation, yes, is finally here.The new iPod comes with an amazing A5 processing chip, for better graphics, and extreme gaming. Now with IOS6's 200+ more features including Siri, the new 5 megapixel iSight camera that can also shoot 1080p HD video, and the new panorama feature to capture your surroundings. Equipped with advance optics, tap to focus, and an LED flash.It is now thinner, bigger, with a 4-inch retina display, and the all new ear pods and lightning charger that is sold with the iPod nano/touch.



     The iPod nano is about the size of a credit card. It includes 2.5 inch screen, aluminum bodies, and great picture/video quality. Music, Bluetooth tech, radio, and fitness. A lot of similar features to the iPod touch 5G. But doesn't include Siri if you were wondering. The iPod nano can almost equal the iPod touch 5G.  


























Tuesday, October 2, 2012

These are my rules for the video contest!

-No videos that i have posted
-You are allowed to make your own videos
-All same videos will be eliminated
-Have fun!!!!!!!!!
-Send videos in comments